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Not with that attitude, you won’t.
Coda/PSE interpreter (that’s not a real thing)/ Self-aware misanthrope
There is a man walking down my road absolutely singing his face off and clearly having an amazing time. Doesn't seem to be particularly drunk or high. Just doesn't give a shit. Absolutely joyous stuff. I wish you well, traveller.
In US date format, the last day of the year will be 123123. Let's waltz out
You don’t have to tell me I fucked it up, I was there when it happened
Fools rush in where only angels have good seats and popcorn at the ready.
Sure I like being secure and happy, but I’m not sure it’s like-like.
@cosmicallyf Good news! I’m a hirsute Sicilian. The missing link.
I am too fat and handsome to walk anywhere.
@greegreehoist Do rich optimists ever adopt sarcastic introverts? Asking for a friend.
@greegreehoist What is this “savings” you speak of?
I used to think that I sucked at social media until social media sucked at social media.