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You’re not my real dad.
I'm reasonably convinced John Cleese is the real Santa.
I wonder how many murders can be traced to Christmas music.
Just here to experiment.. like I did with my sexuality in the late 90’s - early 00’s
I'm sorry but your license to ill has been revoked sir
people on twitter are such attention whores. anyways, who wants to hear how big my follower count was over there?
So is this just a place where we come to complain about twitter or what
My kids won’t stop talking to me. Someone please help.
I’m not really here.
The pressure.. of a name, really got me. We’ll just call it a rebrand.