Jake_Vig
I wonder how many murders can be traced to Christmas music.
Dec 17, 2022 at 3:45pmWeb
Show threadJeremy LondonDec 17, 2022
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Show threadJeremy LondonDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig glad to find this place for sure
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Show threadChris Johnson ✅️Dec 17, 2022

@Jake_Vig chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose

That line was definently written by a cannibalistic serial killer.

Show threadJust Call Me Frank Dec 17, 2022

@Jake_Vig
Like, they were inspired by it, or the relentless nature of its airtime for two months drove them to murder?

I think Grandma got ran over by reindeer specifically so someone could write a Christmas murder song.

Show threadJake_VigDec 17, 2022
@JustCallMeFrank great questions- gotta go with both reasons being plausible
Show threadKenDec 17, 2022
@JustCallMeFrank @Jake_Vig Grandma…. Has got to be the worst.
Show threadScott GallowayDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig The real final verse of 'Baby It's Cold Outside' took a darker turn :)
Show threadRob HadleyDec 17, 2022

@scottgal @Jake_Vig

You beat me to it!

Show threadricardo Dec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig 😁😁
Show threadCee EmDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1st rule of Xmas Murder Club is: don't talk about Xmas Murder Club.
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Show threadRob HadleyDec 17, 2022

@Jake_Vig

Remember that song, 'Baby it's cold outside?'

It could be interpreted as a nonconsensual sex song. I know a couple of people living in remote parts of Canada and the US who have some very negative associations with this.

https://youtu.be/7MFJ7ie_yGU

Baby it's cold outside

YouTube
Show threadGracie GatoDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig #mariahcareymustbestopped
Show threadpwtulleyDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig I’d hazard a guess and say all of them
Show threadM52Dec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig Mariah should know
Show threadRobert DeWolfe 🌹Dec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig More specifically, Christmas music sung by Mariah Carey
Show threadDouglas HunterDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig somehow not enough
Show threadJackDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig I think those are classed as mercy killings
Show threadAlex CondeDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig A fair amount of Christmas music does have good temp for getaway music.
Show threadValheruDec 17, 2022
@Jake_Vig Many.....
Show threadBrad RootDec 18, 2022
@Jake_Vig a thousand due to “Wonderful Christmastime” alone
Show threadRobertWTDec 18, 2022
@Jake_Vig Slay bells...
Show threadLLang 🌹Dec 18, 2022
@Jake_Vig Tell me "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" and I will tell you what you can do to yourself.
Show threadDan Morgan Dec 18, 2022
@Jake_Vig At least one—“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”.
Show threadGayleDec 18, 2022
@Jake_Vig maybe Little Drummer Boy?
Show threadMeow.tar.gz  Dec 18, 2022
@Jake_Vig Xmas music is a prime example of toxic positivity. It ends up pissing me off more than putting me in any kind of joyful mood.
Show threadB.LEAGUERDec 19, 2022
@Jake_Vig I wonder how many murders can be traced to “All I Want for Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey.