Roy Schulze

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When my pen pal, @raymondsbrain, was studying in Japan, he also taught some English on the side. He once confided that he had wanted to use some of my letters as examples for his students. This 100-word story provides a clue why he couldn't. #vss #flashfiction #陰毛

https://drinkthenewwine.blogspot.com/2025/04/from-letter-to-ray-in-japan.html

From a Letter to Ray in Japan

The last time you wrote, you were about to move into your own place, and you asked me for any tips I might have about bachelorhood. I ha...

Working this week on the 🇨🇦 election campaign, I’ve been pressed into doing a lot more data entry than I’ve done in a while . . . made a whole lot easier by this simple little trick I remembered from back in the ’90s.

#vss #flashfiction #microfiction

https://drinkthenewwine.blogspot.com/2025/04/mad-bra.html

Mad Bra

Maddy worked in Tech Support, but if you were new, and she was in a cheeky mood, she might’ve introduced herself as Mad Bra—her nerdy joke o...

Here's a 100-word story about my favourite candy store growing up. Fifty years later and my only regret—besides the wretched state of my teeth—is that I went for the candy and eschewed their cashews.

https://drinkthenewwine.blogspot.com/2025/03/quarter-pound-foolish.html

#flashfiction #microfiction #drabble

Quarter-Pound Foolish

The subway home from high school would drop me off on the southside of Bloor, out the rear entrance, and across the parking lot to the ...

1.75 kg of Belgium Broccoli for a fraction of the price of the stuff coming up from the U.S. This should last us a while! #ElbowsUp

These days, it seems, the farther I wander down memory lane, the greater the chance of finding a piece of sad news waiting for me at the end. Still, here's 200 words about a kid from my Grade 7 class.

#shortstory #amwriting #drabble #flashfiction

https://drinkthenewwine.blogspot.com/2025/02/tom.html

Tom

Flipping, last night, through our grade-school memories, Tony told me a story I don’t think I’d heard, about a kid in our class whom ...

Things are getting a bit dicey here in Parkdale—High Park! #OntarioElection @AlexaNGilmour
Where else but an AFOL forum could one find this most perfect sentence for Valentine’s Day: "With a little snot building, a pair can make a pleasing curve?!?”

Just signing a petition probably won't be enough to save us from the Orange Menace, but it's a good enough start.

https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/pledge-for-canada-petition?source=direct_link&

Sign the Pledge for Canada

This petition is intended as an invitation to Canadians to reflect on the current challenges Canada faces and what we can all do to respond to the risks and to contribute to building a more resilient Canada. Please consider signing on to the Pledge for Canada if you agree that the principles set out represent a useful starting point for encouraging the solidarity we need and for urging our leaders to work together to develop a whole of Canada approach.

Long before Trump started this idiotic #tradewar, I've been working on my own coping strategy to get myself through the next four years. It's not even particularly clever, but at least it's only #100words long.

https://drinkthenewwine.blogspot.com/2025/02/sereni-tish.html

Sereni-tish

So, why did it take me so long to figure this out: that there’s really not a goddammed thing I can do about the politics down there? It’...

By the time they reach the age of 5, most kids have a full set of 20 teeth in their mouths. This 100-word story is a tale of 1 of them.

#100words #amwriting #vss #flashfiction

https://drinkthenewwine.blogspot.com/2025/01/gap-kid.html

Gap Kid

The boy waits for his first tooth to work loose. Behind some of his friends, he wants desperately to be a part of it, this basic rite of ...