The bad news: a #narcissist will always make you feel second best (at best).

The good news: in the future, when they’re with their next target, they’ll make your time together sound awesome, in order to make their new target feel second best (at best), too.

#narcissism

#Wordle 602 4/6* I’ll take it!

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Spain is considering getting rid of the “ñ” to reduce the need for special characters on keyboards.

The change is expected to be implemented next anus.

#dadjokes #bilingualpun

Friend: I’m heading to Aachen today.

Me: Oh yeah? Achin’ to get to Aachen?

Friend: You suck.

Me: Ummm, hey, if you get to achin’ too much in Aachen, just take two baths…

Friend: Don’t!!!

Me: Yup. Two baths. Ya know. Baden Baden.

Friend: You’re the worst.

#dadjokes

Argument: People should reduce their consumption of saturated fats.

Counter argument: Cheese.

Check and mate.

Have you ever been up at a friend’s house after they’ve gone to bed and started talking to yourself because you momentarily forgot you were at a friend’s house, and then wondered if they heard you, then wondered if they now think you’re crazy?

Asking for a friend staying at a friend’s house tonight.

#awkwardness #sociallyawkward #weird