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Aspiring BBQ Pitmaster. Pro dog cuddler.

“I remember back, back in school, when I wasn’t cool. Shit I still ain’t cool, but ya better make some room for me.” -Lizzo
Websitehttps://www.brandonhays.com/
Podcasthttps://managingup.show/
My actual real nameBrandon Hays
Dads everywhere after we managed to get “dad sneakers” accepted as “stylish”
Hey can we, as a society, engage in a dialogue about the state of oatmilk containers? I have some notes.
@esparta oh no, it was a parody of American tastes in foreign food in the mid aughts, but in a world after Covid it seems like restaurants talk a looooot more about their sanitation practices
Sometimes I wonder if SaniTaco was an idea that was just too far ahead of its time
I think if targeted advertising actually worked I’d have known ahead of time that Wonka is a musical comedy from the Paddington 2 people co-starring Rich Fulcher.
@caleb joke’s on Jessica, I had her test ride a lightweight eMTB and she’s now sold, we went up to north table mountain today
My wife sent me this and I don’t know what she’s trying to tell me https://jalopnik.com/i-bought-an-e-bike-and-its-now-my-entire-personality-1851039791
I Bought An E-Bike, And It's Now Become My Entire Personality

Give me a couple of weeks, and I promise I'll go back to normal. Maybe.

Jalopnik
@Schneems Richard.
@trek oh my god, this is so wild to see, everyone sort of stares at me blankly when I describe this, I have an almost identical management routine and have managed to head off full blown migraines for the last decade or so
@tswicegood @Brilliantcrank thanks for sharing this. I’ve dealt with untreated anxiety my entire life and never realized I was kind of only half living. It took a life-threatening crisis this year to realize I literally couldn’t continue living that way. The most fucked up thing was I was afraid of losing my anxiety that had driven me to overperform & overfunction.