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Aspiring BBQ Pitmaster. Pro dog cuddler.

“I remember back, back in school, when I wasn’t cool. Shit I still ain’t cool, but ya better make some room for me.” -Lizzo
Websitehttps://www.brandonhays.com/
Podcasthttps://managingup.show/
My actual real nameBrandon Hays
Dads everywhere after we managed to get “dad sneakers” accepted as “stylish”
Hey can we, as a society, engage in a dialogue about the state of oatmilk containers? I have some notes.
Sometimes I wonder if SaniTaco was an idea that was just too far ahead of its time
I think if targeted advertising actually worked I’d have known ahead of time that Wonka is a musical comedy from the Paddington 2 people co-starring Rich Fulcher.
My wife sent me this and I don’t know what she’s trying to tell me https://jalopnik.com/i-bought-an-e-bike-and-its-now-my-entire-personality-1851039791
I Bought An E-Bike, And It's Now Become My Entire Personality

Give me a couple of weeks, and I promise I'll go back to normal. Maybe.

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Horizontal panic.

I’m going to share a personal story that has to do with extreme anxiety. I have learned that this type of post can trigger anxiety in others. So, if that statement resonates with you please go read another blog and come back later in the week. A year ago I could do little more than lay on a couch …

“Borderline” by Madonna is now officially inducted into Yacht Rock canon. I will not be taking questions at this time.
This was a very good build.

NEPHEW: Does life get easier when you're older?

ME: [eating "ranch blasted" taco shells directly from the box because they are basically giant corn chips] Life doesn't get easier but you learn to adapt

After 105 hours of research I can confirm that Baldur’s Gate 3 is very good