If you ever doubt the usefulness of your efforts, remember that a substantial amount of trees are planted by squirrels hiding nuts and then forgetting where they put 'em
When I pour a drink, I always stick my index finger about half a cm below the rim, because someday the sun will go out and god damn it if I’m gonna spill any of my cocktail.
When I pour a drink, I always stick my index finger about half a cm below the rim, because someday the sun will go out and god damn it if I’m gonna spill any of my cocktail.