Robert Banz

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Software Engineer, Internet Curmudgeon.

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Researchers from Cornell University have developed what they call "the Corporate Bullshit Receptivity Scale," a tool designed to measure how impressed people are by business school-style jargon that sounds strategic but says very little.

The findings, described in a recent study, suggest that employees who rate this sort of language as insightful are more likely to struggle with analytical thinking and workplace decision-making.

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/corporate_jargon_research/

#Bullshit #IntelligenceTest

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs

: Cornell Uni researchers pivot to pluck low-hanging fruit to optimize bandwidth

The Register

@NunavutBirder The money has decided that no one can do anything without using AI and they're setting out to enforce this.

(Enclosure of the intellectual commons, more or less and by and large.)

If AI merely didn't work this would be evil and destructive. Given that AI actively makes everything worse it's closely approximating sacrificing the economy (and thus many lives) to demons.

(It talks, and it cannot know good or evil. Of course it's a demon.)

Over the past few weeks, several US banks have pulled off from lending to Oracle for expanding its AI data centres, as per a report. So Oracle is now firing 30000 engineers as banks pull out from financing AI data centres and OpenAI deals to meet fools dream. Wise investors are pulling out of data centres now as they found out it's impossible to reach AGI & exponential AI growth through increasing the scale of compute. LLMs have already hit their developmental plateau https://www.livemint.com/companies/news/oracle-layoffs-tech-giant-to-slash-30-000-jobs-as-banks-pull-out-from-financing-ai-data-centres-11769996619410.html
Oracle Layoffs: Tech giant to slash 30,000 jobs as banks pull out from financing AI data centres

Over the past few weeks, several US banks have pulled off from lending to Oracle for expanding its AI data centres, as per a report.

mint

The OpenBSD project, being based in Canada for the past 30 years, is not subject to California law.

Now stop fucking asking. 

Note: Not speaking authoritatively on behalf of the project, yadda yadda.

Checking out some of the Eurovision 2026 entries. Croatia seems to be going in on the Baulder’s Gate thing this year. There’s always at least one. https://youtu.be/OMCR-8gmgso?si=MJtCfsx7DrNhDSVc
LELEK - Andromeda | Croatia 🇭🇷 | National Final Performance | #Eurovision2026

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https://youtu.be/_3lITyF2zwk?si=9iuBtiL2h-N0pMcR

All of the dryers we’ve used since moving to Switzerland are of this design. No complaints.

Ours even pump the waste water into the drain.

Are Heat Pump Dryers Really Worth It? Miele Dryer Review

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Great news for open source, if the ruling stands, no matter what amount of utility (including none) you ascribe to LLM-based systems.

"The _prompts_ for an AI output can be creative and thus copyrightable (in the same way that notes to a writers' room or from an art-director are). But the _output_ from the AI _cannot_ be copyrighted, because it is not a work of human authorship." — @pluralistic

https://pluralistic.net/2026/03/03/its-a-trap-2/#inheres-at-the-moment-of-fixation

Pluralistic: Supreme Court saves artists from AI (03 Mar 2026) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

who made this

Google has devised a means for securing HTTPS certificates against quantum computing attacks without massive performance hits stemming from the considerably longer size of data required to be included.

Is anyone following this work?

https://security.googleblog.com/2026/02/cultivating-robust-and-efficient.html

Cultivating a robust and efficient quantum-safe HTTPS

Posted by Chrome Secure Web and Networking Team Today we're announcing a new program in Chrome to make HTTPS certificates secure against ...

Google Online Security Blog

@cstross

The 'typing' of the AI options kinda nails it:

'ChatGPT’s defining feature isn’t efficiency. It’s sycophancy. She agrees with whatever you say. Validates your position even when you’re wrong. Tells you what you want to hear. Never really pushes back. Makes you feel smart regardless of reality.

This isn’t a bug. It’s retention strategy.'