Always know everyone’s weakness. You never know when they’re going to go rogue and destroy everything … even Mr Goody Too Shoes over there.

#AdviceFromBatman
#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

Always leave a place better than you found it, unless you are saving humanity from certain destruction, of course.

#AdviceFromSuperman
#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

Feelings are hard, but must be expressed. Beating up bad guys is a good outlet for your feelings.

#AdviceFromBatman
#bromance
#superbat
#superheroes

“Clark?”
“Yes, Bruce?”
“What are these ‘feelings’ you keep talking about?

#superheroes
#superbat
#bromance

“Bruce, I come from thrifty people. You ... well ...”
“What, Clark? I spend too much money?”
“No. Not at all. Most people take their Bentley personally to England to have it tuned up at the factory, Bruce.”

#superbat
#bromance
#superheroes

Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom,

“Now you know why we don’t do Mother’s Day heists. It’s bad enough Batman always figures it out, but it’s really creepy how he weeps while he beats you up.”

#superbat
#bromance
#superheroes

“Bruce?”
“What, Clark?”
“Are we best friends?”
“…”
“Are we something else?”
“…”
“What?”
“We are what we are”
“…”
“…”
“You know, one day I’ll get tired of the ‘dark and brooding’ thing … one day”
“One day”

#superbat
#bromance
#superheroes

Meanwhile, at the Justice League,

“I hear the bat knows everyone’s weaknesses.”
“He does”
“How? Why?”
“Multibillionnaire with trust issues.”

#superbat
#bromance
#superheroes

“Kal-El”
“It’s ’Kal-El’ now, Bruce?”
“Yup”
“I already said I’m sorry. I don’t know what’s the big deal.”
“You picked me up and flew me out of danger right in front of my archenemy!”
“Iron Man?”
“Yes, Tony Stark is such a douche! It was so embarrassing!”
“OK. Next time, I’ll just let you die.”
“Thank you”

#SuperBat
#Superheroes
#Bromance