Super Bat“Clark?”
“Yes, Bruce?”
“What are these ‘feelings’ you keep talking about?
“Bruce, I come from thrifty people. You ... well ...”
“What, Clark? I spend too much money?”
“No. Not at all. Most people take their Bentley personally to England to have it tuned up at the factory, Bruce.”
Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom,
“Now you know why we don’t do Mother’s Day heists. It’s bad enough Batman always figures it out, but it’s really creepy how he weeps while he beats you up.”
“Bruce?”
“What, Clark?”
“Are we best friends?”
“…”
“Are we something else?”
“…”
“What?”
“We are what we are”
“…”
“…”
“You know, one day I’ll get tired of the ‘dark and brooding’ thing … one day”
“One day”
Meanwhile, at the Justice League,
“I hear the bat knows everyone’s weaknesses.”
“He does”
“How? Why?”
“Multibillionnaire with trust issues.”
“Kal-El”
“It’s ’Kal-El’ now, Bruce?”
“Yup”
“I already said I’m sorry. I don’t know what’s the big deal.”
“You picked me up and flew me out of danger right in front of my archenemy!”
“Iron Man?”
“Yes, Tony Stark is such a douche! It was so embarrassing!”
“OK. Next time, I’ll just let you die.”
“Thank you”
“You know, Bruce, I think I’m going to take a little break from you.”
“Is Princess Elsa going to her ice castle?”
“It’s my Fortress of Solitude, you insensitive troglodyte!”
Meanwhile, at the Justice League,
“Diana, why is Bruce being so weird?”
“Well, Clark, he saw his parents die right in front of him, and he’s the Dark Knight. We should just assume he has a hard time expressing how he feels.”
“But, why does he start giggling and running away whenever I talk to him?”
“I think he might like you.”
“He’s so weird.”
Meanwhile, at the Justice League,
“I am a goddess!”
“Diana, you still have to do KP duty.”
"Clark?"
"Yes, Bruce?"
"We're doing this?"
"We sure are!"