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“Clark?”
“Yeah, Bruce?”
“Did you see that actor who used to portray you is now a bad guy?”
“Good thing for him, we’re fictional characters”
“True dat.”
“Bruce?”
“Yes, Diana?”
“What’s that you’re wearing?”
“It’s my new nanoweave suit”
“…”
“What?”
“N-n-nothing. If anyone asks for me, I’ll be taking a cold shower”
“Bruce?”
“Yeah, Clark?”
“Is that your new WayneTech nano weave suit?”
“Like it?”
“Uhm … where’s all the armor and padding?”
“Don’t need it. The nanoweave is more than enough. Why do you ask?”
“Uhm … you look … hot … like super hot.”
“Thanks”
“Bruce?”
“Yes, Clark?”
“Did you give Barry Ritalin?”
“What makes you say that?”
“He’s been hyperfocused into reorganizing the library for hours”
“And?”
“Why didn’t you do it sooner?”
“Clark?”
“Yeah, Bruce?”
“Like the new suit I made you with WayneTech resources?”
“Uhm … yeah”
“…”
“I mean, it works great and is super comfortable …”
“But?”
“It looks like it’s painted on, and Lois keeps fainting when she sees me wearing it.”
“Good”
“Good?”
“Yup”
[Justice League Watchtower]
Bruce: What’s the rule?
Everyone else:
Bruce: WHAT. IS. THE. RULE?
Everyone else: We don’t give Barry caffeine
Bruce: WHAT?
Everyone else: We don’t give Barry caffeine