Can I have the #blue #pill, please? I have to go back to the #matrix. That's not me in the #mirror.

@[email protected] Hi local hero. is there a way to give you a tip running this server?

I'm a little #proud of myself in several ways…
Yesterday after dinner (veggie burger, the LIDL paddies are better than expected) I went out for a quick #hike before sunset. I call it quick hike because I can do a kilometer in under 10 minutes and do it over 10 kilometers (pride 1).

I only had the small backpack with water, jacket and headlamp. Open, long hair and no hair tie. I put on skintight #leggings, a tight shirt and my cross-runners. I hardly ever walk around like that in my village. The #gossip here is faster than the Internet. In my youth (80s, 90s) I was ashamed of not looking masculine: thin arms and legs, wide hips and small, feminine breasts. I've always had low testosterone. Today I want it and I have fears. (pride 2)

On the way out of the village, I greeted neighbors and acquaintances and chatted briefly with strangers (Pride 3).

I went up the hill through the forest to the big stones. It got #dark and I enjoyed the sunset. Then I hiked back down through the really dark forest. I live in the area where Little Red Riding Hood was invented. I didn't see the big bad wolf. Unfortunately, I didn't meet Little Red Riding Hood either. (a bit proud 4 - forest is safer than any civilization).

When I arrived down in the village, the soccer game was just over and a lot of men were still standing around having a beer. I had to pass, proudly (5) pushed out my chest, waved and passed. From a distance they certainly saw a woman. Nearby, they may have been disappointed that I'm not as feminine as I'd like to be. I then continued on my way home.
I love my silhouette in the shadow of the street lamps.

#help #fedihelp I'm a little overwhelmed. 999+ new interactions and 30+ notifications. I want to reply in one of my toots but can't find it. Is there a way in Mastodon or Friendica to only see my own toots - oh well without my own interactions?

I’ll never get used to set the contact lenses. I’m looking forward digging them out tonight. 😹

Getting a #coffee this #morning with a #tired head:

Drea: *switch on*
Coffeemachine: Please run the lime program. It will take 10 minutes.
D: Not yet please *searches for the cancel button with almost closed eyes*
C: You have to run the filter cleaning program. It will take 5 minutes.
D: I want coffee! *presses cancel with force*
C: It's time to change the water filter.
D: Damn no! *cancel. Searches the black coffee menu, grinds coffee, press, adjust portafilter, finally start making coffee*
C: Finished. Here is your coffee. Please refill water.
D: I'M NOT YOUR #SLAVE!

But hey, I'm almost awake before the first sip.
Would you like a coffee too? The machine is on now. ☕️