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Thinking about how I'm going to blame everything that goes wrong this coming week on the time change
The electro gun but for exterminating crypto Bros

fuck
the
rules

#haiku

hey, my PFP is an 🤔 emoji
*all day long
omg it's only ______ o'clock
Why we call it booting 

I have spent this extra hour reflecting upon myself and formulating a plan for personal improvement

I can be a better me

fuck that shit probably gonna continue fucking shit up till the next time change

you don't squeak when you're unhinged
everytime someone sticks a lantern in a pumpkin, a jack gets his O