TwoSense

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Iā€™m kinda gassy šŸ’Ø
TwoSenseNov 22
surdfishNov 22

"If it's worth doing, it's worth doing again."

~ The Riddle of the Riff

TwoSenseNov 22
.chrisNov 22
The only evacuation route from this dark place is by bowel.
TwoSenseNov 22
Greg the MillerNov 22
they should invent movies that are shorter
TwoSenseNov 22
Greg the MillerNov 22
these chores could have been a montage
TwoSenseNov 22
BurritoZenNov 21

Also

*Fart noise*

TwoSenseNov 22
BurritoZenNov 21

You have two wolves inside you.

Congrats you are now a furry

TwoSenseNov 22
surdfishNov 21

stood up too fast and three lemon-filled
donuts just whooshed out of my beard

#BeigneParty

TwoSenseNov 22

Gen Rx discovering Phil Collins

šŸŽ¶ pharma su su ceuticals šŸŽ¶

TwoSenseNov 21
šŸ†‚šŸ†ƒšŸ…“šŸ†…šŸ…“šŸ…½ šŸŒˆNov 21
locked out of your vibrator until you upload a selfie and a government id
TwoSenseNov 20
trickykatNov 20
introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home