Mastodawn

subtrauma

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Thinking about how I'm going to blame everything that goes wrong this coming week on the time change

The electro gun but for exterminating crypto Bros

fuck
the
rules

hey, my PFP is an 🤔 emoji

*all day long
omg it's only ______ o'clock

Why we call it booting

I have spent this extra hour reflecting upon myself and formulating a plan for personal improvement

I can be a better me

fuck that shit probably gonna continue fucking shit up till the next time change

you don't squeak when you're unhinged

everytime someone sticks a lantern in a pumpkin, a jack gets his O

leaves of three, make Halloween tea