Jesus: *comes back*

Apostles: "Our lord!! We established a holiday to mark the day of your death!"

Jesus: "What's it called?"

Apostles: "...G-good Friday."

#shitpost #easter

Getting a nosebleed IRL: One of the most common and most minor injuries.

Getting a nosebleed in #anime: Dead within 24 hours, guaranteed.

My birthday is April 19th!

Due to finances, preferred presents are Patreon members and Twitch chatters, fan art of my OCs are always accepted as well!

https://patreon.com/thezeldazone
https://twitch.tv/thezeldazone

#birthday #TheZeldaZone

Watching #KayaChanIsntScary

#anime #tv #crunchyroll

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility everyone!

Remember, tomorrow I go back to my 50% stealth bonus.

#Android #Phone shopping opinions:

I have a Pixel 4A with a dead battery, should I get it replaced or is there something better I could get for the ~$150 a battery repair might cost?

Easy to #Degoogle is a plus.

Watching #SpyXFamily

Everyone in this show is dumb as hell. /Pos

#anime

#Hi, I am Zelda, a cartoon spikeball 'Tuber. I want to talk too much about Final Fantasy.

Follow my Indie & Nintendo gaming livestreams: https://twitch.tv/thezeldazone

Official stream hashtag: #SpikyBaddie

Fan art hashtag: #SpikyBaddieArt

#introductions #helloworld #intro

Hey #SelfHosted #mastodon peeps, talk me out of self-hosting a small/1 user instance?

It still is not fun, is it?

#fediverse