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posted by @Plastic-Bonus8999@reddit.com - https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1kd1d6m/desktopoptional/

On the subject of voting it's important to note that while defacing your ballot does not necessarily render it invalid, anything on it that identifies the voter does.

This is why, despite it being in bad taste, you can draw a dick on your ballot but only if it's not _your_ dick.

「 FORTUITOUS 」 🪙
portrait commission for sleepyFluffer

#furryart #furry #anthro

At the traffic lights:

Road cyclists: I'm going to take the next 1km to get these shoes clipped in
Gravel cyclist: instantly clips in, gives the impression they are going down hill even when on flat surface
Reid step through: (blasting past everyone) i paid $200 for this and I'm going to get every dollar
Kmart repco: you've all over taken me 8 times already but I'm still going to squeeze past you at the lights so I'm at the front

Coworker: Why do you have a rainbow flag on your LinkedIn profile?

Me: Because God showed mankind a rainbow after the flood as part of his promise that he would never again bring about a disaster like that. It reminds me of his covenant with us.

Coworker: Oh! That’s actually really great.

Me: Also, I suck dick.