Soatok Dreamseeker

@soatok@furry.engineer
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He/him. Gay/demi dhole (Cuon Alpinus) furry.

Blogger, programmer, security engineer, cryptography nerd. 30+

Too spicy for Twitter (banned with all the prominent journalists on 2022-12-16)

I don't represent any company, individual, or community.

Pronounshe/him
FursonaDhole
OrientationDemi/Gay
Websitehttps://soatok.blog

@soatok gods, don't fucking get me started on people and their completely delusional threat models and even more delusional 'responses.'

"We're targeted by state actors!"
Yes. We are.
"So we need to do all of STIG! All of it!! That will protect us!!"
... it absolutely will fucking not.

IF a real state or state-sponsored actor wants in, they WILL get in. If you're trying to use purely technical means to defend, you already failed, and will continue to fail.

Just a head's up: I'm muting this thread because my notifications are untenable.

@soatok Honestly speaking, if your threat model is the Mossad, your best course of action is to drop everything and retire to a quiet, contemplative lifestyle in rural Nepal or something.

Not enough people understand that if your problem is a nation state level actor, the solution will not consist of an app on your phone.

@soatok personal anecdote: i used matrix briefly, i believe on the main instance, looking for a potential discord alternative for my friendgroup. not being able to put 2fa on a username/password account killed it for me. also can't use SSO (edit: probably not the right word. i'm unwell today. the thing where you sign on with e.g. google) once you've already made a username/password account. so it's either go in with only a password and hope for the best, or inextricably link your matrix account to another service - neither of those is particularly attractive to me!

i wish them the best and all but. uh. 

@soatok you have probably already seen but in re: matrix. it's not looking great https://blog.cyrneko.eu/matrix-is-cooked

(edit with updated blog url)

matrix is cooked

Those are the contents of a post I recently made, but really that and even the replies I made are not the full story Truth is, to get ri...

alexia's blog
@soatok I see it's time for the obligatory periodic mickens' this world of ours repost. :D https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf

@soatok

"But signal is centralised, that makes it insecure"

Dude, you can't even differentiate reliability/availability from security (and while we're at it, security *for what*), why should we believe a single word?

Oh, and it also seems a requirement to use at least 50 hashtags.

I sometimes wonder if those people are part of a botnet or something

@deetwenty @soatok

I completely agree. I recommend Signal because the alternatives are worse. That doesn’t mean I’m happy with Signal. There’s a lot I’d like them to improve. But improving Signal is a lot easier than building something new and making everyone switch or getting one of the other alternatives to the same end goal.

If you can't spell #PrideMonth without deMon, then I suggest replacing the Kinsey Scale with Pseudomonarchia Gaymonum

hey yall! furry commissions are reopened for may and june!

this month i am having a sale on avatars/PFPs and full body drawings with patterned or gradient backgrounds.

Sketches are regular price, but can be upgraded to vector/color at a later date.

Avatars: $30
Full-Body: $60

Email preferred, DMs accepted, chat OK.

See my commission info page for details, options, and more examples of my work!  

 https://creative.tsunderdog.art/view/commission-info 

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They took werewolves and made them boring
@volpeon Being cursed to TF into a human is truly a curse. 
@volpeon how do you fuck up WEREWOLVES ​
@volpeon @soatok “Were-different-person” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue”
@volpeon BL meets Super-Saiyajin? 
@volpeon
🐺 grrr... ​
- VS -
​ ​​ Hey also ich hab mir mal 3-wetter-Taft in die Haare geschmiert und bin jetzt ein böser Werwolf
@vel @volpeon drei wetter wolf
@kura @volpeon
​ ☝​​ Die 3 kleinen Schweinchen angegriffen. Die Frisur steht. 3 Wetter-Wolf.
@volpeon they should become feral wolves tbh
@volpeon well that’s uninteresting.