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splatoon comp player!! formerly on renegades, magical cure love shot, and IVC Diamond Rays :3

LoLesports nerd and overall esports enjoyer !! (fair warning I do sometimes league of legends post)

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Mastodon gets the announcement a day early

11 ft 8 Bridge is rebuilding its roster and recruiting 4 players! Unlike our first iteration, we're raising the standard for what Splatoon teams look like. By 8 inches.

In addition to Tessaract as our backline player, we're building a solid foundation with our support staff. Glack is our team manager, bringing past leadership experience from CCA and helping to organize the team. Shark from DPS Only and formerly Spooky T-shirt Club is our coach, bringing enthusiasm and experience to help the team learn and improve.

On top of all that, we have a website! Featuring information about the staff and players on the roster, it serves as a central hub for getting to know the team (and our lore!).
https://11ft8.ink

Interested in applying? Additional information and the link to the Google Form can be found on our site!
https://11ft8.ink/team/recruitment/ #compsplatoon #lowclearance
Sunken Scrolls is done!*
https://scrolls.tessaract.gay

Summary
- Resources from weapon video guides to datamined spreadsheets to LAN discord links (yes even the new NC one)
- Credits for EVERYTHING
- Organized categories & search
- mobile/desktop friendly
- free and open source:
https://gitlab.com/wellstring/sunken-scrolls

What more is needed?
- I have 100% made mistakes. please lmk when you find them
- If you don't like how I worded your resource, let me know! Open to changing wording/titles
- SUGGEST/MAKE RESOURCES PLEASE
- best place is to make an issue:
https://gitlab.com/wellstring/sunken-scrolls/-/issues
- adding categories/tags for better sorting
- salmon run + tableturf content
- fix favicon stuff
- search engine indexing?

I hope this makes it easier to learn a new weapon, form a team, get into production, discover a new movement technique. So many great guides are a single bluesky/X post that are lost forever.

A TON of work has been put into this, please check it out and share it!

#splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon
i still gotta make my "in defense of turf war" post because the more I play it the more it feels like it's what competitive splatoon is supposed to be
i <3 turf war :D our second NAL down

+9 games of turf (total 21)
+10 Um'ami (total 21)
(last week for context)

not my finest performance this week but we learn and live to turf another day ...
Retweeted post by @NintendoVS:

Episode four of the Splatoon 3 North American League Show is available now!

#splatoon

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Retweeted post by @NintendoVS:

Big news Inklings and Octolings, the Splatoon 3 North American League is coming!

#splatoon

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great time for splatoon news i NEED. wondering why they didn't put it in the nintendo switch 2 direct??

there is a new splatoon spinoff game casually announced on the nintendo today app. seems to be about scavenging on a remote island. who knows what gameplay is in store.

#splatoon #nintendoswitch2

Exciting news: the Splatoon LAN we’ve been working hard on just went public.
If you’re nearby the DC/Maryland/Virginia area, it’d be very cool if you came by. July 19th, details in the bluesky post.

https://bsky.app/profile/anarchynova.bsky.social/post/3lqb77gfdqs2p
Anarchy NoVA 🍤 JULY 19TH (@anarchynova.bsky.social)

Introducing Anarchy NoVA, the punk rock Splatoon 3 LAN event serving the Northern Virginia, DC, and Maryland area! 🍤 Time: July 19th, 2025 @ 12:00 PM Location: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA) Signup link: https://www.start.gg/tournament/anarchy-nova/details Discord: discord.gg/cMMXwF73 See you soon, NoVA... 🤟

Bluesky Social
Because I want to be more active on here, you get this first: #LUTI stats, entering the playoffs edition! #compsplatoon

With two of six teams advancing from each group, that's 82 teams in the playoffs across all divisions. (Technically div X group B hasn't been determined yet, and it's all but certain that Slide To Win! and Manshine will advance, but it's not impossible that something weird happens.) So of the 80 teams who have made the playoffs:
22 went 5-0 (and 2 went 4-0) in the group stage
29 went 4-1 (and 2 went 3-1)
25 went 3-2


Tiebreakers:
50 groups required no tiebreaker to determine playoff teams.
22 groups required one tiebreaker (h2h).
7 groups required a second tiebreaker (games won).
1 group (div 4 grp B) required a third tiebreaker (games lost).

Further down the standings, there was one position in one group that went all the way to the fourth tiebreaker, points scored. In div 9W, group D, three teams went 2-3. They all got one point in h2h. Two of those teams won 15 games and lost 17, and only the score tiebreaker determined who was 4th and who was 5th in that group.


The top teams in each div by average point differential per set, excluding forfeits:
X: TBD
1: Regular show (+299)
2: DistInkt (+328)
3: Daylight (+283)
4: Reload (+429)
5: Fruit Punch Sundae (+430)
6: The Phantom Squids (+338)
7:
🐢 (+342)
8: EWfish (+318)
9A: Nightcord at 25:00 (+393)
9W: Strictly Splatonic (+384)
10A: Cod in 4K (+479)
10W: Galactic Porpoise (+357)

Of the 160 teams in the playoffs, three had negative avg point differentials, the lowest being -62 by Error-Nautics. The lowest by a 5-0 team was +99, by Iridescent Mirage.


Finally - some reschedule week stats.
By the end, 1184/1205 sets were recorded. Of the remaining 21, 18 were decided (presumably by staff) after the week ended.

Five teams made big comebacks:
Eso Pluma Neo Momazos and EnergyStand Enyojers came back from 0-3 to win their round 3 and round 4 sets, respectively.
Golden Barracudas and Penultimate came back from 1-4 to win their round 5 sets.
Big Fat Sea Cows pulled off the second reverse sweep of the season, coming back from 0-4 to win their round 4 set.