Smol Entity

@smol_entity@cubhub.social
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Entity (smol).

I like programming, Factorio, chess, and diapered animals.
Mostly a middle, haven't really explored it much.

Reminders:
- Drink some water
- Water your plants
- Water your pants

PronounsHe, she, they
Little age5-12
LocationDaycare
SpeciesTiger, dragon, unicorn, sheep?
Potty trainingNot trying
DiaperWet
CountryThe Netherlands

"What does your infernal device do?" Captain Clever asked while locking the handcuffs.

"It's a hopebeam," Dr. Dastard said. "When I start it, everyone in the city will find hope that things can change."

"Why?"

"So they'll get disappointed and buy my ice cream to cope."

"Hm. How do I turn it on?"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

No sun time

Rough times.. so something cute!
Including my tiger @kuraiko !
Seems both kids are having a lot of fun playing with the soap bubbles their parents got them!
Sascha is blowing them & Kurai is happily popping them with his claw!
And of course out plushies aren't very far away and are sharing the experience with us!

Also, I love seeing Kurai in a Bandana ... but that one didn't stick (to be far, I kinda decided for him to wear one in the picture ^^' )

Drawn by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/pastelberry
#kidfur #SoapBubbles #playtime #diaper #bandana

Shh, it is time

Cam show to baby monitor regression sequence. 

You try out the cute new bondage gear you picked out but start struggling to hook the loops correctly. You go to grab one of your toys but end up with a squeaky rattle on your paws. Where did that come from? You look down and realize the tangled straps and metal loops are gone, replaced with a soft muslin blanket. You start to whine in confusion.

A voice cackles on through what was a webcam: “Hang on sweetie, I’m coming to redo your swaddle.”

A silly floof Lucan and an even sillier snep Flox are being naughty and staying up very late playing games!!
"each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine"
Edit: I got those screenshots from imgur. It might be from Xitter, with the account deleted or maybe threads with the account not visible without login? 🤷
2nd Edit: @edgeofeurope found this https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1809325125159825649.html
#school #AI #KI #meme #misinformation #desinformation

Big sibling trick #6: Making others feel little and special does NOT require you to assert how big you are. Calling yourself big can even work to your detriment because it unnecessarily draws more attention to yourself. Don't call yourself big; act like it.

#BigSiblingTrick #BigSiblingTricks

[Feel free to add your own tricks in the comments below!]

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This is a kind reminder to get involved with your local communities and build networks to resist and fight fascism back.
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@admiralwonderboat

If you have a cup of coffee by your side, you're caffeinated and hyper, which goes against the proper relaxation technique. Ergo, you are not relaxing correctly. Try harder!

@admiralwonderboat oh wow a social media algorithm in cartoon form.