I ADORE fictional product names that are strongly worded and unnecessarily humiliating.
"EXTRA BIG BABY BINKIES"
"BIG DIAPERS FOR BIGGER BEDWETTERS"
"DUMB BABY FORMULA"
"SILLY BONNET FOR CLUELESS INFANTS"
"IMMATURE CHILD SIPPY"
"SNAP SHORTALLS FOR DEPENDENT TYKES"
"DUMB BOTTLE FOR HELPLESS BABIES"