I ADORE fictional product names that are strongly worded and unnecessarily humiliating.
"EXTRA BIG BABY BINKIES"
"BIG DIAPERS FOR BIGGER BEDWETTERS"
"DUMB BABY FORMULA"
"SILLY BONNET FOR CLUELESS INFANTS"
"IMMATURE CHILD SIPPY"
"SNAP SHORTALLS FOR DEPENDENT TYKES"
"DUMB BOTTLE FOR HELPLESS BABIES"
I just want to give cute friends lap time while administering ruffles and teases.
I just want to be in environments in which EVERYBODY'S teasing EVERYBODY. Buttons are being mashed all around and nobody has no need to show restraint. Everybody's a target and nobody is safe. Inflict MAXIMUM BLUSH and SQUIRM!
#TeaseYourFriends #PressButtons #TeaseHarpo #PressHarposButtons
"Haha... I just realized I left my pacifier on top of my bunk bed."
"You need help reaching the top bunk, champ?"
I love some quality conversation that makes folks feel smol! I will keep these cute folks anonymous.
Harpo, fluffier than you