bacon popsicle 🎈My wife said she’d won a raffle for a meal for two, which is great, but what I thought I heard was that the prize was a milf or two, so for once I actually felt disappointed at getting free food.
Andi 
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Now with more cow bell.
debbshockThis year I almost got sentimental and gave my family my address.
Thank god I snapped out of it
Thank god I snapped out of it
Today I celebrate a million days since I’ve given a flip about the Royal family.
At this point ya gotta think the people surrounding tr**p are just fucking with him.
Smooheed Take it from me, yellow crayons are no substitute for cheese
@raymz that sounds awful
@CrockettForReal but the effort that’s required. Hard pass.
*wakes from nap*
*yawns*
*stretches*
*rests head back on the pillow for a moment*
*naps*
Swim Jeansseriously what kind of bullshit trade is tears for fears
Uncle Duke audrey turns irate
loretta goes into a snit
evelyn becomes vexed
harriet has a fit of pique
dorothy gets slightly miffed
loretta goes into a snit
evelyn becomes vexed
harriet has a fit of pique
dorothy gets slightly miffed
