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Dear streaming services,

If a show's intro is only 10 seconds, you really don't need a "skip intro" button.

Sincerely,

Common Sense

Happy new year!

Don't drink and drive, fuckweasels.

"Windows has found a problem with the drive and needs to scan it for errors."

OK, go ahead.

"Windows has scanned the drive and found no errors."

Then what was the...

*smashes keyboard*

The Blonde review is back online after correcting a minor (but stupid) mistake.

No, the mistake was not me saying Justice League was not a good movie. 😉
https://youtu.be/OsJL4_uiA80

Cinematic Excrement: Episode 146 - Blonde

YouTube
🎶Oompa, Loompa, doo-ba-dee-deek
This song will be stuck in my head all week🎶

sounds delicious

#Caturday

i swear officer i just had one glass of wine with dinner

#Caturday

I for one hope Santos starts unloading any and all dirt he has on his former colleagues. He's been kicked out of Congress. He's probably going to prison. What does he have to lose?

Burn it all down, George!

Inside of me there are two turkeys.