Inside of me there are two turkeys.
@maxleibman that must have been a HUGE dinner!

@maxleibman I feel this toot. Inlaws & my family. I took small portion of most things. Still too much..

1/2 of a regular pie slice is to many pie.

@maxleibman either you thought of this joke a while ago and saved it for the right day, or this joke came to you spontaneously - either way, WELL DONE!
@jswright61 It was spontaneous, but there was an element of “chance favors the prepared mind,” too—I’ve made at least a half dozen “inside you there are two wolves” jokes here.