Im all about obscurity and what's more obscure than a mascot for an alcohol store in Texas.
I gotta drive by this guy's billboard when I go to work so ive had plenty of time to ponder this.

#furrynsfw #specs

Looks like a vintage furry party :)

@skrugg is next to me. I don't know the others, nor the photographer.

US Navy: We need a name for that thing. Something that represents agility and has something to do with water.

Northrop Grumman: Wait, how are these brown mustelids called again?

Millenials.

Walking around like they rent the place.

they ask you how many packets of hot sauce you want at taco bell now because they don't want to waste them by the fistful anymore

they found landfills with so many unopened packets it became an ecological disaster. hot sauce leaching into the water table. infants in affected regions were found to be born living mas.