"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
ok but why shouldn't i stay up super late and fuck up my sleep schedule for at least half a week? it's not like i have to do anything tomorrow morning.