SICK CUNT DRACONES

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hedge pataphysicist

essex, uk

prognounsthey/them/any if you're not a square
@pisscotheque i wish i knew a girl thats a squirrel i would ride her
tennis elmo
America’s Next Tom Bombadill
@pisscotheque i wish i was a little bit smaller i wish i was a crawler
i wish i was a little bit wider… i wish i was a SPIDER
heres an april fool for you: fuck off
who is the real April fool? the person who is lied to and misled? or the thousands who have not yet claimed their missold PPI
me, stroking my beard and staring off into the distance: capitalism makes april fools of us all

this april fools day, i pledge that there will be no pranks, japes or antics on my social media profile

🤝 this page is a safe place for fools 🤝

copy and paste my status to show your support for the fool community

As i set out on April fools morn
I met a fool upon my lawn
Together we set out on the way to school
And who should we meet but another fool
With the three of us on our way
How many fools set out that day?