lukefor easter remember 'gethsemane' is pronounced like 'gucci mane'
hedge pataphysicist
essex, uk
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sluttymayo"hello, can i help you?"
"hello, i'm doctor poop—"
"from the butt institute!"
"oh, good, you're expecting me!"
"hello, i'm doctor poop—"
"from the butt institute!"
"oh, good, you're expecting me!"
Giraffoidhakuna whatever i don’t believe a lion got that big from eating bugs
there’s SO many houses on my road where you can see into the living room in the evenings and they’ve got the big light on (fucked up on its own) and not only that but they’ve got those 6000k cool white daylight bulbs in there!! bro you DESTROYED your circadian rhythm!! it’s over and you are not going to make it!!!!
[GRS] Kate ShrikeA fully-intercepted Iranian missile has landed harmlessly directly on my dick and balls, exploding them instantly
wandrew
Sierra PR, "Botfly Mother"@pisscotheque i wish i knew a girl thats a squirrel i would ride her