SICK CUNT DRACONES

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hedge pataphysicist

essex, uk

prognounsthey/them/any if you're not a square
SICK CUNT DRACONES2d ago
after converting to veganism i have to go to work on an avocado
Show threadSICK CUNT DRACONES2d ago
it dominated the news cycle for weeks
SICK CUNT DRACONES2d ago
just awoke suddenly from a dream in which they invented the walking avocado as a replacement for the horse. the sheer amount of column inches devoted to discussing the supposed energy efficiency savings was insane
SICK CUNT DRACONES3d ago
SICK CUNT DRACONESJan 13, 2020
taken to giving my dick measurement on my ok cupid profile diagonally, the same way they measure television screens. the normal way is too easy for people to understand
SICK CUNT DRACONES3d ago
happys and niceys in las vegas
SICK CUNT DRACONES5d ago
wandrew5d ago
[pirate who wasn't really paying attention during pirate training]
yar, tickle me timbers, uh splice the mainframe.....wank the plank
SICK CUNT DRACONESApr 13
opal the fruit Apr 12
chased neens round the house with my instax and not a single photo is in focus or well lit, in the left one a box of jaffa cakes is much clearer than nina ribena
SICK CUNT DRACONESApr 12
wandrewApr 12
I think we've reached the point where them being giants or not is moot
SICK CUNT DRACONESApr 12
alex  Apr 4
gen delta great grandxon calling a lightbulb a "real life idea symbol". frustratedly explaining to xir that these were ubiquitous household objects before the phytomiasma
SICK CUNT DRACONESApr 11
Show threadinternetsdairyApr 11
@pisscotheque David Attenborough voice