Sierra PR, "Botfly Mother"
Worble Parkertennis elmo
hedge pataphysicist
essex, uk
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@pisscotheque i wish i knew a girl thats a squirrel i would ride her
alex dadsiteAmerica’s Next Tom Bombadill
alex 
@pisscotheque i wish i was a little bit smaller i wish i was a crawler
i wish i was a little bit wider… i wish i was a SPIDER
heres an april fool for you: fuck off
アレックスwho is the real April fool? the person who is lied to and misled? or the thousands who have not yet claimed their missold PPI
wandrewme, stroking my beard and staring off into the distance: capitalism makes april fools of us all
this april fools day, i pledge that there will be no pranks, japes or antics on my social media profile
🤝 this page is a safe place for fools 🤝
copy and paste my status to show your support for the fool community
As i set out on April fools morn
I met a fool upon my lawn
Together we set out on the way to school
And who should we meet but another fool
With the three of us on our way
How many fools set out that day?
I met a fool upon my lawn
Together we set out on the way to school
And who should we meet but another fool
With the three of us on our way
How many fools set out that day?