taken to giving my dick measurement on my ok cupid profile diagonally, the same way they measure television screens. the normal way is too easy for people to understand

[pirate who wasn't really paying attention during pirate training]
yar, tickle me timbers, uh splice the mainframe.....wank the plank

chased neens round the house with my instax and not a single photo is in focus or well lit, in the left one a box of jaffa cakes is much clearer than nina ribena

I think we've reached the point where them being giants or not is moot

gen delta great grandxon calling a lightbulb a "real life idea symbol". frustratedly explaining to xir that these were ubiquitous household objects before the phytomiasma