I was a workplace-appropriate goth for the costume contest at the office yesterday. Didn’t win anything, but I had fun!
My new favorite curse this month:
Mumbling to myself: I wish infinite eggs upon [person to be cursed]’s car.
Addressing person to be cursed: May endless eggs coat your favorite personal vehicle from now until you [way they could either atone or at least become a better person].
Editing catch(es)of the day: several instances of “clock” being misspelled where the L and O are swapped or the L is omitted entirely.
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