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it's my day. internet old. amateur writer and "shitposter", as you whippersnappers call it now.
here to fart a lot and eat sandwiches
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top six reasons to punch fascists:

6/ sends them a clear message using their own chosen medium of communication, violence
5/ demonstrates proper behavior to others
4/ asserts the puncher's moral high ground, boosting confidence in other endeavors
3/ relieves the puncher of having to disobey all the buttons and placards that direct them in no uncertain terms to punch fascists by simply complying
2/ deep, meaningful catharsis
1/ oh my fucking sainted aunt Beverly do they have it fucking coming

@talia_christine I'd say that 2024 very clearly proved Americans cannot do what you ask. :(
@senj bless your heart for responding
@senj I have to ask, but don't feel obligated to indulge my unhinged mind:
"no, true Scotsman" (it's actually a weasel, not a stoat as you thought)
0%
"no comma, true Scotsman" (it doesn't disambiguate and slows the reader's eye)
0%
"no, comma, true Scotsman" (dictating the first option to voice transcription)
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some days I wish I was Nemik but I don't want to get crushed under a huge sliding raft of precious metals
@hedgy was wondering if my spontaneous choices of delimiters would accidentally resemble an actual templating language :)
%loop_do%
{{new_toot}}
{{$SHITPOST_TEXT}}
{{send}}
{{reply_previous_toot}}
{{"and your little dog Toto too"}}
{{send}}
%done%
@StefanThinks agreed. and in the attic we stored all our money, jewelry, bond certificates, love letters and social security cards.
nearer my Zod to thee