Chraltte

@shallot
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279 Posts
notorious wreckhead
i moved to freedom.horse, @shallot
TIL whenever someone presses F to pay respects, it's because F stands for frog and it's an ancient Welsh burial custom to release a frog over the grave after a loved one's funeral service 🐸
Reaction gif for when your wife murders your child
i really love posting twoots
home alone on a friday night but it’s thursday
Personally, my favorite way to eat eggs is to bite into them raw.
Extra Chunky Mayonnaise
Thinking about getting a tramp stamp of '9/11/2001', thoughts?
How dare you come into my own home and make fun of the fact I drink all my beverages out of a large mixing bowl
everyone's talking about plastic surgery, i'm just sat here smoking it