"Huh, this water I just poured from the kettle isn't steaming, I wonder if it's actually hot" *shoves my fingers in the just-boiled water like an idiot*
Every other post I see is a picture of a fox and this makes mastodon 100% better than any social media I've ever had
Why don't they keep pain killers at vets?
Because the parrots-eat-em-all
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#badjokes #puns