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Hanging out with Emmanuel Nyarko before his talk. He came all the way from Ghana to teach us about the NetBSD Packet Filter. #bsdcan

On this Friday the 13th, let us not forget the sacred lesson that Salt ‘N Peppa, the grand visionary of DevOps, taught us so many years ago: “push it! Push it real good!“

#NMwx #graphicast Temperatures will warm above normal for the entire region through the weekend. Highs in the mid 90s to low 100s will be common in many lower elevation areas. Check out these tips to keep your pets safe in the heat.