sarahlizepton

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64 Posts
#Juneau, #Alaska and Mexico by way of #Baltimore with a few detours.
sarahlizeptonJan 7, 2023
I asked a 2A fella on twitter how many kindergarteners had to die, and he said "all of them." How is civil discourse possible?
sarahlizeptonJan 5, 2023
@APBBlue @MJM717 That's my favorite kind of serial killer! I hate it when they flaunt it. We get it, Greg. You feel amazing because you just drank the blood of your victims. Boo yah.
Show threadsarahlizeptonJan 5, 2023
@EyeOnAlaska My husband was back from a total knee replacement in one day. He absolutely should not have been.
sarahlizeptonJan 5, 2023
@stopgopfox The GOP created these monsters. My best boss always said, "you keep stirring up shit you're gonna have to lick the spoon." Kevin has to lick his spoon now.
Show threadsarahlizeptonJan 4, 2023
@KagroX Snitches get... publicly pilloried.
Show threadsarahlizeptonJan 4, 2023
@chiasm Thank YOOOOUUUU!!!
Show threadsarahlizeptonJan 4, 2023
@mimi @sarahlizepton. I keep things simple.
Show threadsarahlizeptonJan 4, 2023
@mimi I don't believe in ghosts but I still turn on the lights when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night in case there's *something* in the mirror. I wanna spread this feeling like coca cola over the globe!! Soak it up!!! It doesn't matter if vibes are bunk!!!
sarahlizeptonJan 4, 2023
@PeteHall Thank you thank you thank you! Best to you and yours in the new year!!
sarahlizeptonJan 4, 2023
Oh my GOLLY I just got a contingent JOB OFFER. I am incredibly psyched- I've been housewifing for 5 months and with my husband gone so much I'm getting sick of my own company, and it's on a research vessel which HOLY SHIT- the super interesting conversations I'm about to have? And the pay is absolutely top notch for this department in this industry!!!
I hope everyone else gets a minor new year miracle!
#newyear #newjob
#goodnews