Russell

@russe11m
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Just this guy, you know?
Anyone checked the War Thunder forums for that missing F-35?
Once again remembering the time in 2005 when a bunch of SA goons made a thread dedicated to NOAA Data Buoy Station 41001, an atmospheric monitoring station located 150 miles off the coast of North Carolina, eventually sending a poem to #NOAA expressing their appreciation for 41001's tireless efforts - and later, receiving an autographed photo from the crew who maintains it lmao
My new favorite hobby is coming up with various believable reasons that these two were arrested
HIM: So I was talking to our neighbor…
ME: Which one?
HIM: Susan.
ME: …?
HIM: Susan. Tall, dark hair.
ME: …?
HIM: Lives two houses down. SUSAN.
ME: …?
HIM: Has the pug and the golden retriev—
ME: OH, Lizard and Elliot’s mom!

honestly, "so gay that it's illegal in russia" should be used as a selling point

(though I feel the bar for getting banned there might be very low these days)

unfriendly fucking reminder
Every company, without exception, should hire someone who is Painfully Online to look at their branding and tell them if it's maybe got some Implications
What the actual crap.
Boost this toot if you're planning on sticking around Mastodon whether or not it becomes more popular than the birdsite.
mad dad hour