Excited to announce that the @EUCommission has updated it's follow buttons on the website footer!
What's that first platform there? Could that be #Mastodon?
And where did the link to #X go?
All the posts and comments here on Mastodon calling for this, trust me we read them!

#SocialMedia #EU #EuropeanCommission #FollowUs

SAM ALTMAN EYES
(With apologies to Jackie De Shannon, Donna Weiss and Kim Carnes)

Her hair is Haskell gold
Her LISP sweet surprise
Her hands are always cold
She's got Sam Altman eyes

She'll turn the models on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as Valley snow
She's got Sam Altman eyes

[Chorus]
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's preconscious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
She's got Billy Gate's standoff sighs
She's got Sam Altman eyes

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll pwn you on the phone
She's got Sam Altman eyes

She'll put a debug on you
Unroll you like you were loops
Until you come out bluescreen
She's got Sam Altman eyes

[Chorus]
She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the bits she throws you
She's ferocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
All the boys think she's AI
She's got Sam Altman eyes

[Chorus]
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's preconscious, and she knows just
What it takes to make the code blush
All the boys think she's AI
She's got Sam Altman eyes

[Outro]
She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Sam Altman eyes
She'll expose you
When she snows you
She knows you
She's got Sam Altman eyes

[Thanks to Salesforce Child (https://www.instagram.com/p/DVbha-_Epsy) and @davidgerard for the image]