Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
Confession: I'm the little gremlin that steals your chapstick! 
Mar 28 at 10:13pmWeb
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 28
(I only use the cap, though) 
Show threadyetztMar 28
@catsalad as a shot glass.
Show threadkwayk42Mar 28
@catsalad *cromch*
Show threadFritz AdalisMar 28
@catsalad
No cap.
Show threadAndrew PontiousMar 28
@catsalad "That's my secret, cap...."
Show threadDoug RutherfordMar 28
@apontious @catsalad The day you walk into the kitchen and find your Maine coon playing a spirited game of hockey with a tampon is when you realize that EVERYTHING is a cat toy.
Show threadsijmenMar 28
@catsalad ​​
Show threadAmbient SpongeMar 28
@catsalad So that was YOU the other night, dammit!
Show threadWendy NatherMar 28
@catsalad You wouldn’t do that if you knew what my husband used to do with them …
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 28
@wendynather Not even the cap? 
Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 28

@wendynather @catsalad

hey, if it gets chapped, use the chapstick. who are we to judge? :)

Show threadChristopher BrownMar 28
@catsalad YOU!!!
Show threadFritz AdalisMar 28
@catsalad
I'm the little chap that sticks your steel gremlin!
Show threadMedea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️Mar 28
@catsalad
Jokes on you.
It’s not chapstick
Show threadTim RørstrømMar 28
@catsalad Could you please stop leaving them in my drawers?
Show threadFlesh & bone by the telephoneMar 28
@catsalad I don't know whose chapstick you stoke, but it wasn't mine.
Show threadabadideaMar 29
@catsalad the one I keep with my decoy glue sticks? :3