Robot Policeman

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Just a Robot Policeman serving the great citizens of Grand Rapids.
i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits

I just googled something and Google put its AI summary top, which incorrectly used a Facebook post - misinterpreting it. The Facebook post itself was an AI summary of a user post - which AI had also misinterpreted. The result is the Google answer was just total bollocks.

10/10 no notes.

The chief export of Chuck Norris was copaganda that demonized marginalized people. Did I do the meme right?
What a time to be alive for terrible people with stupid ideas
If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

Ha, and this is why it's good to learn history.

"It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick."

https://pagesix.com/2026/03/17/society/jeremy-o-harris-drunkenly-called-openais-sam-altman-a-nazi-at-the-vanity-fair-oscar-party/

#news #USPol #altman #nazis

Jeremy O. Harris drunkenly called OpenAI's Sam Altman a Nazi at the Vanity Fair Oscar party

Sputtering spies at the uber exclusive bash told Page Six that Harris accused Altman of being the “Goebbels of the Trump administration.”

Page Six

@evacide

"""
Persona’s exposed code compares your selfie to watchlist photos using facial recognition, screens you against 14 categories of adverse media from mentions of terrorism to espionage, and tags reports with codenames from active intelligence programs consisting of public-private partnerships to combat online child exploitative material, cannabis trafficking, fentanyl trafficking, romance fraud, money laundering, and illegal wildlife trade.

Once a user verifies their identity with Persona, the software performs 269 distinct verification checks and scours the internet and government sources for potential matches...
"""

So to keep kids safe from online predators, we're willing to *horribly* invade their privacy and sell all their data to predators? I see the system is working as intended 😮‍💨

I'm so old and out of touch none of the commercials make sense to me. What are you trying to sell me? Who's nephew are you? Have you seen my teeth?
The horrors persist, but so do I.