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Great news everyone thanks to my significant advances in modern algorithmic analysis I am personally able to outperform a warehouse full of specialized GPUs by five orders of magnitude with a single ARM core for one one-millionth the cost in 0.1% of the time by training the "cp(1)" command on only the GCC source and then compiling the output of that program with GCC.

The resulting compiler - which I'm calling "mhoyecc", or as I've taken to calling it, mhoye plus cc, passes 100% of GCC's tests.

💥 New Legal Corner article!⚖️

Apple’s “notarisation”: blocking software freedom of developers and users!

The #DMA is supposed to shake up the power of tech giants by giving developers and users more choice.

Apple’s “notarisation” of mobile apps contradicts these objectives. A civil-society complaint against Apple’s monopolistic control over app distribution aims to change that.

https://fsfe.org/news/2025/news-20251105-01.en.html

#SoftwareFreedom #FreeSoftware

Legal Corner: Apple’s “notarisation” – blocking software freedom of developers and users - FSFE

The EU’s Digital Markets Act is supposed to shake up the power of tech giants by giving developers and users more choice. Apple’s “notarisation” of mobile ...

FSFE - Free Software Foundation Europe
Thanks to graphine27 (https://github.com/graphine27) who came on to help the project a little bit ago, we finally have Windows GUI mode running (albeit quite slowly, some IRQ injection issues with the timer IRQ atm)

🌈✨ I’m back, nyanstarees!! ✨🌈

#CyanNyan is officially returning with a 3-day comeback & birthday stream 🎂💻🎤

🩵 10/9: New model/Sing till midnight — Theme: HAJIMI
🎂 10/10: Install Gentoo/Cover release
🥇 10/11: 100k YouTube Plate unboxing & chatting (US time!)

⏰ Oct 9–11
🎉 Let’s celebrate together

Model reveal tomorrow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vKxeMUzWh4

Normalising having users being unable to patch their own apps isn't in fact normal. A threat model that considers the end user as hostile is broken.

""WE ARE NOT PREEMPTIVELY SUPPORTING BIG-ENDIAN ON RISC-V""

Linus send that to #LKML a few hours ago, after somebody asked if some of the big-endian work will make it into #Linux 6.18.

For the full thread, see: https://lore.kernel.org/lkml/CAHk-%3DwgYcOiFvsJzFb%[email protected]/t/#mce138059dc56014643bbda330810183031ef5c06

There he calls the reasons documented on riscv.org as "craziness" and insane:

""In other words, it is suggesting that RISC-V add a big-endian mode due to

(a) internet protocols - where byte swapping is not an issue

(b) using "some RISC-V implementations don't do the existing Zbb extension" as an excuse

This is plain insanity. First off, even if byte swapping was a real cost for networking - it's not, the real costs tend to be all in memory subsystems - just implement the damn Zbb extension.""

That's from https://lore.kernel.org/lkml/CAHk-%3DwgYcOiFvsJzFb%[email protected]/t/#m2fcaa49a910fec7475d313f01abfc861bd588ad5

#riscv #kernel #LinuxKernel

From Linus Torvalds on big-endian RISC-V:

https://lore.kernel.org/lkml/CAHk-%3DwgYcOiFvsJzFb%[email protected]/t/#mce138059dc56014643bbda330810183031ef5c06

> Tell people to just talk to their therapists instead. That's *much* more productive.

I get the sentiment on this, but it's not hard to interpret this as a personal attack tbh. Pretty much only gotten away with because Linux isn't corporate.

[GIT PULL] RISC-V updates for v6.18-rc1

"The idea that Apple is so committed to its users' privacy that it will exit a major market rather than expose users to surveillance risks is an obvious lie – just ask China." https://pluralistic.net/2025/09/26/empty-threats/#500-million-affluent-consumers
Pluralistic: Apple threatens to stop selling iPhones in the EU (26 Sep 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

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GitHub - asdfugil/ipad6-ipados18: iPad 6 hax

iPad 6 hax. Contribute to asdfugil/ipad6-ipados18 development by creating an account on GitHub.

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