Well, why is it called a #plectrum and not a small, colorful piece of plastic that we still pay money for, even though the big companies print their advertising on it and it falls down at the most pointless time? 🎸

... and will I be punished if I play a #Gibson #guitar with a #Fender pick, and how much will it cost me? 🤔

Questions upon #questions - who knows the #answer? ⁉️

I'm #investing in #VHS tapes now! 📼

Because if they ever shut down the internet (even for just a few days), #GenerationZ - these self-promoting junkies - will need a lot of video tapes to record their hourly selfie videos and mail them to #Instagram and #YouTube. A #junkie is a junkie!

Believe me, this is going to be a huge #business! 🤪 🔥 👍