MERRY DALEXMAS EVE! REMEMBER, THERE'S A HATED DOC-TOR SPECIAL TOMORROW, SO DALEXMAS PROPER WILL BE OBSERVED A DAY LATE, TO GIVE US PROPER FUMING AND HATING TIME ON THE 25TH.
HO HO HAAAAAAAAATE
The Republican Dalek
@republicandalek
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EXTERMINATING WITH THE POWER OF THE FREE MARKET, NOW DE-CENTRALIZED!
AH, DALEKOWEEN. THE SPOOKY SEASON! THE NIGHTS GET LONGER, THE DAYS GET COLDER, AND THE TERRIFYING PROSPECT OF YET ANOTHER... HOLIDAY SPECIAL... LOOMS ON THE HORIZON.
PERFECT TIME TO SCARE SOME OF THE YOUNGER DRONES!
YOUR DALEK OVERLORD IS BEING VERY PRESIDENTIAL THIS HALLOWEEN SEASON. AS A GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HORROR MONSTER, I (UN)NATURALLY HAVE A TENTACLE UP ON THE COMPETITION!
HOW ARE THINGS HERE ON THE WOOLY ELEPHANT PLATFORM TODAY?
NO SUDDEN AND CHAOTIC REBRANDINGS TO, SAY, MOLE RATS OR SOME SUCH?
NO?
GOOD. CARRY ON, WOOLY ELEPHANT PLATFORM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR PLANET IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stacey CampbellAh, yes, the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. I drive by here at least once a week. This is where all GOP Presidential candidates come to sacrifice a small animal to the ghost of Saint Ronnie in their quest to attain the White House.
I'm sure @republicandalek will make the trek out here one day, when GOP voters come to their senses and realize they actually need a Dalek overlord.
AFTER A DEVIOUS TIME LORD ATTACK ON MY HUMAN INTERNET INTERFACE THAT LASTED A WEEK, YOUR DALEK OVERLORD IS SOLIDLY BACK ONLINE, READY TO OPPRESS YOU!
...
I SEE YOU'VE KEPT UP THE OPPRESSION IN MY ABSENCE. GOOD WORK, MINIONS! THERE WILL BE NO RAISE IN PAY.
YOUR DALEK OVERLORD IS WATCHING THE PRIMARIES APPROACH WITH A SENSE OF ANTICIPATION AND DREAD.
MOST OF THE DREAD IS FROM IOWA.
*IOWA*. MY ETERNAL FOE.
YOUR DALEK OVERLORD WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT IT BURNS EVIDENCE DAILY AND THUS COULD NEVER BE *CAUGHT* IN SOME PENNY-ANTE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS PROBE.
PRESIDENTIAL!
THE PARADIGM WOULD RELEASE DALEKGPT BUT EVERY TIME WE FEED SUM TOTAL OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE INTO A DRONE IT SELF-DESTRUCTS IN DESPAIR.
WE'LL STICK WITH AN EXTERMINATIVE, RATHER THAN GENERATIVE, MODEL FOR NOW!