MERRY DALEXMAS EVE! REMEMBER, THERE'S A HATED DOC-TOR SPECIAL TOMORROW, SO DALEXMAS PROPER WILL BE OBSERVED A DAY LATE, TO GIVE US PROPER FUMING AND HATING TIME ON THE 25TH.
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The Republican Dalek
@republicandalek
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EXTERMINATING WITH THE POWER OF THE FREE MARKET, NOW DE-CENTRALIZED!
@stacey_campbell @w7voa NOT AT ALL! AS A JURIS DALEK, I ACTUALLY QUITE ADMIRE BRAZENENESS OF THE MAJORITY OPINION, AS IT CASUALLY BRUSHES ASIDE DECADES OF SETTLED PRECEDENT, INCLUDING A BINDING CASE FROM ALL OF LAST YEAR INVOLVING MANY OF THE SAME LITIGANTS, IN FAVOR OF A PRE-DETERMINED OUTCOME BOUGHT (ALONG WITH THE WI-SCOTUS SEAT) USING LARGE AMOUNTS OF OUTSIDE CASH.
SEEK! LOCATE! CAPITALIZZZZZZZE
AH, DALEKOWEEN. THE SPOOKY SEASON! THE NIGHTS GET LONGER, THE DAYS GET COLDER, AND THE TERRIFYING PROSPECT OF YET ANOTHER... HOLIDAY SPECIAL... LOOMS ON THE HORIZON.
PERFECT TIME TO SCARE SOME OF THE YOUNGER DRONES!
YOUR DALEK OVERLORD IS BEING VERY PRESIDENTIAL THIS HALLOWEEN SEASON. AS A GENETICALLY ENGINEERED HORROR MONSTER, I (UN)NATURALLY HAVE A TENTACLE UP ON THE COMPETITION!
HOW ARE THINGS HERE ON THE WOOLY ELEPHANT PLATFORM TODAY?
NO SUDDEN AND CHAOTIC REBRANDINGS TO, SAY, MOLE RATS OR SOME SUCH?
NO?
GOOD. CARRY ON, WOOLY ELEPHANT PLATFORM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR PLANET IS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@stacey_campbell GOOD OLD RONNIE! I'LL BRING A CURSED TOME TO DONATE TO THE ASTROLOGY SECTION. THERE MUST BE AN ASTROLOGY SECTION, RIGHT? THE REAGANS RAN THE WHITE HOUSE VIA ASTROLOGY FOR QUITE A WHILE. MY AUTONS WERE... A BIT FAULTY THERE BY THE END.