MyNameIsForMyFriends

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#espressojunky - 2nd Wave Coffee Survivor. Polydyscalculist. Former spooky type. Master of none.

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected them to the Internet.

This was a clue and we just didn't listen.

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

In ancient times Andrew Tate's incredible self own would receive an epic poem.

ā€œBooty callā€ and ā€œbutt dialā€ has been offered up as an example of where the literal meaning of two phrases is the same but the implied meaning is very different (denotative vs connotative meanings).

Today a coffee mug gave me another example: ā€œdad bodā€ and ā€œfather figureā€

#linguistics #wordplay

Sorry #USMNT fans, I woke up to watch the game so I’m pretty sure this is my fault. 😬