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purple 💜8m ago

ALT After Dark 15h ago

❤️‍🔥 #HelpWanted ❤️‍🔥

Do you know an adult-content creator on Fedi? Do they add good alt-text, hashtags, and appropriate CWs to their OC?

Bring them to our attention! We're here to promote positive and accessible NSFW content from across the Fediverse!

Feel free to nominate yourself, or someone else (with their consent)!

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purple 💜9m ago

Midnight [Resident Cuddlebug]46m ago

booty shorts that say: /!\CAUTION/!\ this machine does not know the difference between flesh and metal, nor does it care

purple 💜12m ago

Free Teks for sale, cheap 23m ago

Waking up to KMFDM blasting in the bedroom, a very surprised looking cat, and the HomePod she just accidentally coaxed into life by sniffing the top of it.

purple 💜11h ago

VWestlife 11h ago

Being the nerd I am, that scene from a 2004 episode of British soap opera "Coronation Street" reminded me of the obscure and unsuccessful Gamate handheld video game system, so I decided to have some fun with it. (apologies to Ashens and ReplayRetro)

purple 💜15h ago

in 6th gear the CBR-250R is in "overdrive", so the piston fires less than once per revolution of the rear tire. this is why i don't mind riding in the rain at highway speeds. also the tires are worth more than my house but that's a really fuckin' low bar tbh

purple 💜15h ago

"nintendo switch 2: the return of jafar" lmfaooooooo

purple 💜1d ago

its boypussy thursdays. have you taken out the trash yet??

purple 💜1d ago

Reeve who walks among the rows 1d ago

I don't care what your message is, video...it had Creed on it, and I have standards to maintain

purple 💜1d ago

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shibaozi 1d ago

@purple see the problem i have with even if greys are just boring weak drones that need robots or whatever else to do whatever, the fact that so many craft are considered anomalous because they perform maneuvers that would turn anything biological into paste kind of implies that they would have a grasp or at least the capability of controlling gravity either in a way that is incredibly energy efficient, or also having a method of generating energy on such a productive scale to basically break all the physical laws that we know of which basically either means we need to rework all of our physics models or at a minimum create like an entirely new section like quantum mechanics, it's basically already as revolutionary as FTL warp drives or whatever even if we can't use them to literally colonize the stars, it'd still easily be the single most interesting work that exists on the planet such that the only thing worse than not knowing that any of it actually exists would be knowing that it exists but being restricted from helping with any of it.

anyways i'm pretty sure that alien and alien craft don't exist in any meaningful way and it's all just a government-stoked psyop campaign to protect (regular) secret aviation projects. if it actually existed at this point you would have nearly a century of at the very least thousands of people who would've worked on this stuff and all the while the amount of time and effort required to keep a lid on something this long grows exponentially over time