🌭pulpketchup🌭

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If you're having a dry month, weekends, especially bank-holiday ones don't count, right? Asking for a fiend.
Last one. Wish me luck. 🥹
Hey @IKEAUK I just assembled my new Kått and I think it’s broken
WTaF is Rhyme Dust?
Happy BirthEdayBalls to @semtexsue - hope you have a great balloon day 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
#EdBallsDay is too commercialised these days. I remember when we all used to sit round an open fire, drinking Vimto and shouting our own names at each other.
cc. @MumbrianSpinner

I bought a massive bag of doughnuts in a Warwickshire market town.

Nuneaton?

Don’t be silly I scoffed half of them on the train home.

It surely can't be that much longer till the phrase 'thick as pig shit' evolves into 'as thick as Gullis'