I loved this, but the person who posted it had crappy alt text, so I'm re-posting.

'My year end reading statistics' (originally for @[email protected] books). p.s There's still time to pick up new book Physics for Cats at good bookshops and online www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

there's a new scam going around where your body will be like we need to sleep NOW but then when you're in bed it will be like nah haha just joking