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Cabbage can travel through time. That's how it can smell like farts before even entering your digestive system
Wristy (@wristroom.bsky.social)

iceberg lettuce is just cabbage that hasn't been outdoors much

Bluesky Social

Remember remember the fifth of november,
Gunpowder, Treason and Plot
Though centuries pass, the question will last,
was Fawkes so wrong, or not?

He aimed at a man with powder and spark,
but went for the wrong king.
Had he lingered and fingered a tangerine danger
We'd have a much better song to sing

living the dream or dreaming the life?
the world ended in 2020. Ever since then it's been a post-credits scene
I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined
i suppose it's too much to ask that Feng Shui says good things about literally everything piled up literally everywhere and crumbs on everything?
National Overthinkers day is to be celebrated on novermber 15th every year... unless that feels wrong somehow
National "don't reply-all" day is a well-known holiday although unfortunately everyone still gets the memo
National Take your Existential Dread to Work Day: Participation is mandatory but no one talks about it