@pointsymmetric

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yeah... I should probably go get that checked out
Show threadpointsymmetricDec 23, 2023
@mrrmot THOSE WHO TREAD THIS WAY MAY KNOW THE MEANING OF DREAD
pointsymmetricDec 14, 2023
BastettDec 14, 2023
Santa is a quantum being. His probabilistic nature means he can be in every house at the same time on Christmas.
This is why it's vitally important noone sees him. If he's observed the probabilities collapse and only one house gets presents.
#Christmas
pointsymmetricDec 12, 2023
Edmonds_ScannerDec 12, 2023
Save some money this holiday season by finding or crafting your own gifts from the forest!
- cloaks of moss
- weird logs
- lynx skull soup bowls
- wild Muppet pelt slippers
- tiny twig golems, animated by ancient magic
pointsymmetricDec 10, 2023
It's 2023, people. Stop giving your monkey butler a fez. This year give your trusted simian what he really wants: the cold steel of a highly trained assassin
pointsymmetricDec 5, 2023
Edmonds_ScannerDec 5, 2023
What's holding you back in life?
Is it your inability to speak to owls, or shapeshift into a bear, or quickly craft primitive knives out of mushrooms and bones?
These things can be learned, if you follow the dark paths in the forest.
pointsymmetricDec 2, 2023
Michael of Ragged FeathersSep 8, 2023

When life gives you lemons, focus on the lemons. Do not make eye contact with life. Do not try to comprehend how life is able to give you anything. Do not wonder if life has something approaching hands.

The human mind was not meant to come into direct contact with life. Focus on the lemons. Focus on the lemons. Do not look up. Do not look up.

Show threadpointsymmetricNov 25, 2023
@michaelgemar @the_etrain well obviously... but we endo-skeletons gotta have some fun while we still can
pointsymmetricNov 25, 2023
In the distant future all forms of travel will be cockroach-based. The lucky few will surf on chunks of Plexiglas carried by thousands of cockroaches.
Show threadpointsymmetricNov 23, 2023
@JonBaker I mean... I just use my hands...
pointsymmetricNov 22, 2023
.chrisNov 22, 2023
You scream
I scream
There's no icecream
Everything's just shit