Plus-Sized Merman

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#LeafsForever / fanatic of the absurd / I love coffee / destroyer of worlds
Plus-Sized MermanJun 24, 2024
Rev.Hans Jun 24, 2024

GAME 7!
WHO WINS LORD STANLEY’S CUP?
Monday, June 24, 2024

ps. Please boost

#oilers #panthers #StanleyCupFinal #nhl #hockey

Edmonton Oilers
64.4%
Florida Panthers
2.2%
Who cares?
33.3%
Poll ended at .
Plus-Sized MermanAug 22, 2023

Romeo Romeo where fart out… oh shit.

#shakespeare #fartjoke

Plus-Sized MermanAug 22, 2023
@lovenhl this reminds me that Vegas won the cup. I had entirely forgotten and now I fell sad again. 😢
Plus-Sized MermanAug 21, 2023
I’ve been disappointing people since before you were born.
Plus-Sized MermanAug 17, 2023
My all time favorite sandwich: a yogurt melt.
Plus-Sized MermanAug 16, 2023
This uprising will bring out the best in us.
Show threadPlus-Sized MermanAug 13, 2023
@00Aaron If it wasn’t for #cornell the streets in Ithaca would be filled with pot holes.
Plus-Sized MermanAug 13, 2023
I am forgot-how-old-I-am years old.
Plus-Sized MermanJul 26, 2023
What do I do for a living? I tickle a magic mirror until it does things that are entirely uninteresting. 🥱⌨️🖥️
Show threadPlus-Sized MermanJul 25, 2023
Pripyat had a population of 49k before it was evacuated. Okūma had a population of 11k. Plenty of room there for all of them with housing, farmland.